No! I want to live
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We’re resc […]
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Tell her she looks thin
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in s […]
We need rest
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls yo […]