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I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Inte […]

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and th […]

No, she’ll probably make me do it. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There ar […]

It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it& […]

You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; […]

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say “ […]