You risked your life
No, she’ll probably make me do it. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There ar […]
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Tell her she looks thin
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in s […]
Ladies of the evening
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There’s only one reasonable course of action now: kil […]