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I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Inte […]

And then the battle’s not so bad? Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have […]

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We’re resc […]

And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We’ll go deliver thi […]

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Eeeee! Now say “ […]