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Hello Morbo, how’s the family?
I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Well, thanks to the Inte […]
No, I’m Santa Claus
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Oh right. I forgot abo […]
Cause explosive decompression
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and th […]
You risked your life
No, she’ll probably make me do it. You mean while I’m sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There ar […]
Breakfast Club
And then the battle’s not so bad? Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have […]
Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick
It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it& […]
Oh right. I forgot
All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? S […]
No! I want to live
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We’re resc […]
Does anybody else feel jealous?
You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; […]